Words by DJ Theory
Welcome back to another edition of Mixtape Mondays, your weekly source for Caribbean-inspired mixtapes hunted and gathered from around the globe.
Words by DJ Theory
Welcome back to another edition of Mixtape Mondays, your weekly source for Caribbean-inspired mixtapes hunted and gathered from around the globe.
One Friday every month, our garrison celebrity sex-blogger Natalie Storm listens to her vagina, and reports back to us with some news from the world of PumPum. It’s been a while since Natalie last checked in, but it was worth the wait—this might be her best work yet (Or, if you’re a dude who isn’t getting the job done in the bedroom, the worst). Tell em, Nat…
Call it Dutty Fridaze or just call it hump day. One Friday in the middle of the month is now dedicated to letting our garrison celebrity sex-blogger Natalie Storm talk about her vagina and all things PumPum-centric. So without further ado, may we present the second installment of the Punany Monologues, or as Nats titled it:
According to My Vagina: Monogamy Schmonogamy
Words by Eddie STATS Houghton
The newest member of the LargeUp extended editorial family, Natalie Storm is clearly not planning to give up her day-job as a dancehall queen and become a full-time garrison-celebrity sex blogger. Not with jams like this:
Words by Natalie Storm
We have been going with this Fashion Fridays thing lately, but today we are going say fuck it and go Dutty Fridayz on you as well. From henceforth on one Friday a month we will be handing the LargeUp reins over to rising dancehall star Natalie Storm, who is now officially our first celebrity sex blogger. We want you to know that we did not solicit these sex soliloquies or pressure Nats in any way–she reached out to LargeUp because apparently she was looking for a forum to get some things off her, um, chest. So without further ado, may we present the first installment in a series of philosophical treatises Nats calls “According to My Vagina” and we call “The Punany Monologues” (We’re just waiting for her to drop an actual dancehall tune called “PumPum Monologue”).
Pixels cross the Atlantic at the speed of light (or at least the speed of dial-up) while physical package tek the slow boat. Which is why even though dancehall-friendly Shimmy Shimmy blog launched itself as a printed zine called No Ice Cream Sound at the end of last year, we didn’t get our oily fingerprints on it til 2011. But this is not a late post on No Ice Cream Sound (don’t get it jumble; NIS is a fine publication featuring our favorite new wave dancehall queen Natalie Storm interviewed by our other favorite new wave dancehall queen Erin Hansen, contributions from LargeUp UK correspondent Gabriel Heatwave plus a top 15 list of artists named ‘Ranks’ that’s right up our gully–and if you’re in New York you should proceed directly to Deadly Dragon and cop yourself one while supplies last). No, this is an early-out post on the recently announced news that the fools behind Shimmy Shimmy will be printing a 2nd run of their limited edition Shabba tee (did we mention this cat is everywhere this year?) a fine addition to the closet of any dancehall nerd. Word is they’ll be available soon at their online shop, so keep hitting refresh so as to cop the second the pixels say, Go. Cause while we applaud NIS/Shimmy for taking a break from the matrix and re-entering three-dimensional space, airmail does take mad long (More pics of the tee after the jump).